the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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