K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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