plz talk dirty to me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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