Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
