You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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