I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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