Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
