Apparently you make a good broom.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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