we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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