im drinking this country out of the recession.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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