I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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