in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You ate ashes out of my bong
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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