Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My ATM looks so different sober.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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