She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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