..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he just fucked me for my cheese..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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