Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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