I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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