i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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