He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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