why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
