I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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