Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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