It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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