Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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