On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I supernannyed him into submission
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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