you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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