Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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