white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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