Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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