shes about as inviting as chlamydia
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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