I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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