Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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