..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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