No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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