I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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