Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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