Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
