After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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