Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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