is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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