I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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