guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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