i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
