How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my poor anus
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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