If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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