Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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