If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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