so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
