he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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