I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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