Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I came so hard my ears popped.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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