I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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