question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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